Okay, so normally, I'm thinking these stories won't come in volumes of two per week, but yesterday was a doozie, so I can't resist sharing!
Again, we were playing a variation of 'The Alphabet Game'. This time it was the "What will you bring to Mrs.Cox's house for Thanksgiving Dinner Alphabet Game'. Each girl had to think of a food to bring that started with their letter of the alphabet. So we went through almost the entire alphabet without any crazy answers (unless you count "bikini" as a crazy answer for letter "B", haha). Then, we came to "W". My ultra-conservative Memaw says to the little girl, "What will you bring that starts with the letter "w"?
The boisterous little girl thought about it for a minute or two, then, without hesitation, cried out, "I KNOW! I'll bring WINE!"
I was afraid the poor child's mouth might get washed out with soap just for mentioning an alcoholic beverage in Memaw's house. Memaw gave the little girl some time to think of another "w" word, and we were all a little relieved when "water" was the final choice!